We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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