so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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