I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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