I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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