How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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