FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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