if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
