Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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