Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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