I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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