She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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