She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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