I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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