Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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