I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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