I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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