I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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