Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Hippo gnu deer
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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