I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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