when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
