Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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