i think i have herpe
just one?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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