I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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