hotel room ftw
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I pour the whiskey from now on
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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