what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
My vagina just recognized that song.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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