I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Pooping to opera.
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