K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize