I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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