bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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