Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
3pm strippers are depressing
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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