Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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