I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
