Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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