If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
