I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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