apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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