You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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