Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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