I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Rumble strips road head = magical
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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