TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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