i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
