well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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