Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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