I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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