need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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