We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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