mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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