Your tits are I can't wait for
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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