It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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