i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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