I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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